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I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

You’re like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

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I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

What’s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

Excuse me miss… Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don’t want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

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Guy: What’s your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh… I thought it was Aphrodite.

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams!

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What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

That’s a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that’s a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

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Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

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Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.

I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

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Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

(Walk over to her)”Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don’t talk about it.”

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Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

(Walk over to her)”Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don’t talk about it.”

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