Funny Pick up lines » pretty http://www.funny-pickuplines.com From funny one liners to pick up and seduction routines Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:05:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 If God made anything more pretty, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/if-god-made-anything-more-pretty-im-sure-hed-keep-it-for-himself/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/if-god-made-anything-more-pretty-im-sure-hed-keep-it-for-himself/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/if-god-made-anything-more-pretty-im-sure-hed-keep-it-for-himself/
  • Oh my god, I thought I was gay… then I met you.
  • When God made you, he was showing off.
  • When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/if-god-made-anything-more-pretty-im-sure-hed-keep-it-for-himself/feed/ 0     I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/i-think-i-feel-like-richard-gere-im-standing-next-to-you-the-pretty-woman/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/i-think-i-feel-like-richard-gere-im-standing-next-to-you-the-pretty-woman/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/i-think-i-feel-like-richard-gere-im-standing-next-to-you-the-pretty-woman/
  • I must be in heaven because I’m standing next to you!
  • There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
  • Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave….
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/i-think-i-feel-like-richard-gere-im-standing-next-to-you-the-pretty-woman/feed/ 0     I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/i-have-had-a-really-bad-day-and-it-always-makes-me-feel-better-to-see-a-pretty-girl-smile-so-would-you-smile-for-me/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/i-have-had-a-really-bad-day-and-it-always-makes-me-feel-better-to-see-a-pretty-girl-smile-so-would-you-smile-for-me/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/i-have-had-a-really-bad-day-and-it-always-makes-me-feel-better-to-see-a-pretty-girl-smile-so-would-you-smile-for-me/
  • You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
  • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
  • Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?
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