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Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you’re desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, “how about you call me tomorrow and we’ll figure out a way to spend this money?”

Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can’t get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.

I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.

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I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.

Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

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Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can’t get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.

I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?

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Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.

I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

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So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.

I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

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