Funny Pick up lines » miss http://www.funny-pickuplines.com From funny one liners to pick up and seduction routines Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:05:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-must-be-in-a-wrong-place-the-miss-universe-contest-is-over-there/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-must-be-in-a-wrong-place-the-miss-universe-contest-is-over-there/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-must-be-in-a-wrong-place-the-miss-universe-contest-is-over-there/
  • My love for you is like the universe…neverending!!
  • kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess)…Janice????
  • Excuse me miss, I don’t mean to stare, but um I think you’re really Beautiful”
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-must-be-in-a-wrong-place-the-miss-universe-contest-is-over-there/feed/ 0     Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask “where”) Over there! (Ask again: “What did I drop?”) He answers back: My jaw! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/excuse-me-miss-you-dropped-something-back-there-as-you-look-around-you-ask-where-over-there-ask-again-what-did-i-drop-he-answers-back-my-jaw/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/excuse-me-miss-you-dropped-something-back-there-as-you-look-around-you-ask-where-over-there-ask-again-what-did-i-drop-he-answers-back-my-jaw/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/excuse-me-miss-you-dropped-something-back-there-as-you-look-around-you-ask-where-over-there-ask-again-what-did-i-drop-he-answers-back-my-jaw/
  • Excuse me miss, I don’t mean to stare, but um I think you’re really Beautiful”
  • Excuse me miss… Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don’t want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
  • You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/excuse-me-miss-you-dropped-something-back-there-as-you-look-around-you-ask-where-over-there-ask-again-what-did-i-drop-he-answers-back-my-jaw/feed/ 0     Excuse me miss… Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don’t want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/excuse-me-miss-do-you-have-a-cigarette-actually-i-dont-want-one-i-just-wanted-to-start-a-conversation-with-you/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/excuse-me-miss-do-you-have-a-cigarette-actually-i-dont-want-one-i-just-wanted-to-start-a-conversation-with-you/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/excuse-me-miss-do-you-have-a-cigarette-actually-i-dont-want-one-i-just-wanted-to-start-a-conversation-with-you/
  • Excuse me miss, I don’t mean to stare, but um I think you’re really Beautiful”
  • Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask “where”) Over there! (Ask again: “What did I drop?”) He answers back: My jaw!
  • Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/excuse-me-miss-do-you-have-a-cigarette-actually-i-dont-want-one-i-just-wanted-to-start-a-conversation-with-you/feed/ 0     Excuse me miss, I don’t mean to stare, but um I think you’re really Beautiful” http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/excuse-me-miss-i-dont-mean-to-stare-but-um-i-think-youre-really-beautiful/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/excuse-me-miss-i-dont-mean-to-stare-but-um-i-think-youre-really-beautiful/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/excuse-me-miss-i-dont-mean-to-stare-but-um-i-think-youre-really-beautiful/
  • Excuse me miss… Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don’t want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
  • Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask “where”) Over there! (Ask again: “What did I drop?”) He answers back: My jaw!
  • Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/excuse-me-miss-i-dont-mean-to-stare-but-um-i-think-youre-really-beautiful/feed/ 0     Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/baby-somebody-better-call-god-cuz-hes-missing-an-angel/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/baby-somebody-better-call-god-cuz-hes-missing-an-angel/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/baby-somebody-better-call-god-cuz-hes-missing-an-angel/
  • Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.
  • I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print
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