Funny Pick up lines » kiss http://www.funny-pickuplines.com From funny one liners to pick up and seduction routines Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:05:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess)…Janice???? http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/kiss-me-if-i-am-wrong-but-isnt-your-name-take-a-guess-janice/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/kiss-me-if-i-am-wrong-but-isnt-your-name-take-a-guess-janice/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/kiss-me-if-i-am-wrong-but-isnt-your-name-take-a-guess-janice/
  • You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”
  • Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
  • Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/kiss-me-if-i-am-wrong-but-isnt-your-name-take-a-guess-janice/feed/ 0     You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.” http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-say-i-bet-you-20-i-can-kiss-you-without-using-my-lips-she-says-bets-on-you-kiss-her-then-say-i-lost/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-say-i-bet-you-20-i-can-kiss-you-without-using-my-lips-she-says-bets-on-you-kiss-her-then-say-i-lost/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-say-i-bet-you-20-i-can-kiss-you-without-using-my-lips-she-says-bets-on-you-kiss-her-then-say-i-lost/
  • Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
  • If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
  • There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-say-i-bet-you-20-i-can-kiss-you-without-using-my-lips-she-says-bets-on-you-kiss-her-then-say-i-lost/feed/ 0     Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight? http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/can-you-kiss-me-on-the-cheek-so-i-can-at-least-say-a-cute-girl-kissed-me-tonight/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/can-you-kiss-me-on-the-cheek-so-i-can-at-least-say-a-cute-girl-kissed-me-tonight/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/can-you-kiss-me-on-the-cheek-so-i-can-at-least-say-a-cute-girl-kissed-me-tonight/
  • You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”
  • Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
  • What would you do if I kissed you right now?
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/can-you-kiss-me-on-the-cheek-so-i-can-at-least-say-a-cute-girl-kissed-me-tonight/feed/ 0     Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/say-i-bet-i-can-kiss-you-on-the-lips-without-touching-you-and-kiss-her-then-tell-her-you-lost-the-bet/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/say-i-bet-i-can-kiss-you-on-the-lips-without-touching-you-and-kiss-her-then-tell-her-you-lost-the-bet/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/say-i-bet-i-can-kiss-you-on-the-lips-without-touching-you-and-kiss-her-then-tell-her-you-lost-the-bet/
  • You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”
  • If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
  • kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess)…Janice????
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/say-i-bet-i-can-kiss-you-on-the-lips-without-touching-you-and-kiss-her-then-tell-her-you-lost-the-bet/feed/ 0     What would you do if I kissed you right now? http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/what-would-you-do-if-i-kissed-you-right-now/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/what-would-you-do-if-i-kissed-you-right-now/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/what-would-you-do-if-i-kissed-you-right-now/
  • Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
  • Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
  • See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/what-would-you-do-if-i-kissed-you-right-now/feed/ 0     It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway? http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/its-my-birthday-how-about-a-birthday-kiss-is-it-really-your-birthday-no-but-how-about-a-kiss-anyway/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/its-my-birthday-how-about-a-birthday-kiss-is-it-really-your-birthday-no-but-how-about-a-kiss-anyway/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/its-my-birthday-how-about-a-birthday-kiss-is-it-really-your-birthday-no-but-how-about-a-kiss-anyway/
  • You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”
  • Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
  • kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess)…Janice????
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/its-my-birthday-how-about-a-birthday-kiss-is-it-really-your-birthday-no-but-how-about-a-kiss-anyway/feed/ 0     Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven’t seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you’ve really changed! (I’m not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/hey-laura-big-hug-i-havent-seen-you-forever-huge-kiss-wow-youve-really-changed-im-not-laura-what-oh-my-god-you-even-changed-your-name/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/hey-laura-big-hug-i-havent-seen-you-forever-huge-kiss-wow-youve-really-changed-im-not-laura-what-oh-my-god-you-even-changed-your-name/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/hey-laura-big-hug-i-havent-seen-you-forever-huge-kiss-wow-youve-really-changed-im-not-laura-what-oh-my-god-you-even-changed-your-name/
  • You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”
  • Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
  • I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
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