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Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

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You know, if I were you, I would have sex with me.

You’re like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

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Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

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That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I’d be coming too!

Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you’re desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, “how about you call me tomorrow and we’ll figure out a way to spend this money?”

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

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That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I’d be coming too!

Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?

I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.

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Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

(While looking at stars) Baby, I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.

What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!

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Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.

Hey, come here often? You could, with me.

As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

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You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”

Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.

I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

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So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.

I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

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Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?

Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.

Hey, don’t frown – you’ll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

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