Funny Pick up lines » heaven http://www.funny-pickuplines.com From funny one liners to pick up and seduction routines Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:05:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 You – “Did it hurt”. The other person will naturally say “Did what hurt?”, You – “When you fell from heaven.” http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-did-it-hurt-the-other-person-will-naturally-say-did-what-hurt-you-when-you-fell-from-heaven/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-did-it-hurt-the-other-person-will-naturally-say-did-what-hurt-you-when-you-fell-from-heaven/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-did-it-hurt-the-other-person-will-naturally-say-did-what-hurt-you-when-you-fell-from-heaven/
  • Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
  • If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.
  • Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CK
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-did-it-hurt-the-other-person-will-naturally-say-did-what-hurt-you-when-you-fell-from-heaven/feed/ 0     Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/are-you-lost-because-heavens-a-long-way-from-here/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/are-you-lost-because-heavens-a-long-way-from-here/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/are-you-lost-because-heavens-a-long-way-from-here/
  • I must be in heaven because I’m standing next to you!
  • I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
  • I never thought that heaven would be so close to me”
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/are-you-lost-because-heavens-a-long-way-from-here/feed/ 0     Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven? http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/did-it-hurt-when-you-fell-girl-huh-when-you-fell-from-heaven/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/did-it-hurt-when-you-fell-girl-huh-when-you-fell-from-heaven/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/did-it-hurt-when-you-fell-girl-huh-when-you-fell-from-heaven/
  • You – “Did it hurt”. The other person will naturally say “Did what hurt?”, You – “When you fell from heaven.”
  • Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  • Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/did-it-hurt-when-you-fell-girl-huh-when-you-fell-from-heaven/feed/ 0     I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/i-must-be-in-heaven-because-im-looking-at-an-angel/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/i-must-be-in-heaven-because-im-looking-at-an-angel/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/i-must-be-in-heaven-because-im-looking-at-an-angel/
  • It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.
  • Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!
  • I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/i-must-be-in-heaven-because-im-looking-at-an-angel/feed/ 0     Is that a ladder in your pants… or the stairway to heaven? http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/is-that-a-ladder-in-your-pants-or-the-stairway-to-heaven/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/is-that-a-ladder-in-your-pants-or-the-stairway-to-heaven/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/is-that-a-ladder-in-your-pants-or-the-stairway-to-heaven/
  • Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I’d like to tap that!
  • I must be in heaven because I’m standing next to you!
  • I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/is-that-a-ladder-in-your-pants-or-the-stairway-to-heaven/feed/ 0     (While looking at stars) Baby, I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/while-looking-at-stars-baby-i-didnt-see-any-stars-in-the-sky-tonight-the-most-heavenly-body-was-sitting-right-next-to-me/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/while-looking-at-stars-baby-i-didnt-see-any-stars-in-the-sky-tonight-the-most-heavenly-body-was-sitting-right-next-to-me/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/while-looking-at-stars-baby-i-didnt-see-any-stars-in-the-sky-tonight-the-most-heavenly-body-was-sitting-right-next-to-me/
  • Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
  • Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
  • If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/while-looking-at-stars-baby-i-didnt-see-any-stars-in-the-sky-tonight-the-most-heavenly-body-was-sitting-right-next-to-me/feed/ 0     What time do you have to be back in heaven? http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/what-time-do-you-have-to-be-back-in-heaven/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/what-time-do-you-have-to-be-back-in-heaven/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/what-time-do-you-have-to-be-back-in-heaven/
  • I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.
  • I never thought that heaven would be so close to me”
  • It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/what-time-do-you-have-to-be-back-in-heaven/feed/ 0     [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", say "Checking to see if you were made in heaven." http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/look-at-hisher-shirt-label-when-they-say-what-are-you-doing-say-checking-to-see-if-you-were-made-in-heaven/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/look-at-hisher-shirt-label-when-they-say-what-are-you-doing-say-checking-to-see-if-you-were-made-in-heaven/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/look-at-hisher-shirt-label-when-they-say-what-are-you-doing-say-checking-to-see-if-you-were-made-in-heaven/
  • That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I’d be coming too!
  • Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?
  • I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/look-at-hisher-shirt-label-when-they-say-what-are-you-doing-say-checking-to-see-if-you-were-made-in-heaven/feed/ 0     It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/it-must-be-a-day-off-in-heaven-for-an-angel-like-you-to-be-amongst-us/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/it-must-be-a-day-off-in-heaven-for-an-angel-like-you-to-be-amongst-us/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/it-must-be-a-day-off-in-heaven-for-an-angel-like-you-to-be-amongst-us/
  • I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
  • Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.
  • Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/it-must-be-a-day-off-in-heaven-for-an-angel-like-you-to-be-amongst-us/feed/ 0     I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/i-think-i-must-be-dying-because-im-looking-at-heaven/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/i-think-i-must-be-dying-because-im-looking-at-heaven/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/i-think-i-must-be-dying-because-im-looking-at-heaven/
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • I never thought that heaven would be so close to me”
  • It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.
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