http://www.funny-pickuplines.com From funny one liners to pick up and seduction routines Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:05:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/i-want-to-tell-you-your-fortune-take-her-hand-and-write-your-phone-number-on-it-your-future-is-clear/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/i-want-to-tell-you-your-fortune-take-her-hand-and-write-your-phone-number-on-it-your-future-is-clear/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/i-want-to-tell-you-your-fortune-take-her-hand-and-write-your-phone-number-on-it-your-future-is-clear/

Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you’re desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, “how about you call me tomorrow and we’ll figure out a way to spend this money?”

Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can’t get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.

I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.

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Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can’t get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.

I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?

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This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.

Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can’t get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

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Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you’re desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, “how about you call me tomorrow and we’ll figure out a way to spend this money?”

Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

Excuse me miss… Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don’t want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

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You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can’t get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.

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Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can’t get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

I never thought that heaven would be so close to me”

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