Funny Pick up lines » Good pick up lines http://www.funny-pickuplines.com From funny one liners to pick up and seduction routines Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:05:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/somebody-call-the-cops-because-its-got-to-be-illegal-to-look-that-good/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/somebody-call-the-cops-because-its-got-to-be-illegal-to-look-that-good/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/somebody-call-the-cops-because-its-got-to-be-illegal-to-look-that-good/
  • People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
  • Please don’t go or else I will have to make a report to the cops….u stole my heart
  • Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/somebody-call-the-cops-because-its-got-to-be-illegal-to-look-that-good/feed/ 0     Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/heres-10-drink-until-i-am-really-good-looking-then-come-and-talk-to-me/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/heres-10-drink-until-i-am-really-good-looking-then-come-and-talk-to-me/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/heres-10-drink-until-i-am-really-good-looking-then-come-and-talk-to-me/
  • Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  • Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  • Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/heres-10-drink-until-i-am-really-good-looking-then-come-and-talk-to-me/feed/ 0     You know what would look good on you? Me! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-know-what-would-look-good-on-you-me/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-know-what-would-look-good-on-you-me/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-know-what-would-look-good-on-you-me/
  • Does Levi’s pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
  • Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
  • Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-know-what-would-look-good-on-you-me/feed/ 0     It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/its-a-good-thing-that-i-have-my-library-card-why-because-i-am-totally-checking-you-out/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/its-a-good-thing-that-i-have-my-library-card-why-because-i-am-totally-checking-you-out/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/its-a-good-thing-that-i-have-my-library-card-why-because-i-am-totally-checking-you-out/
  • If you were a library book, I would check you out.
  • [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", say "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
  • I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/its-a-good-thing-that-i-have-my-library-card-why-because-i-am-totally-checking-you-out/feed/ 0     You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/you-must-be-going-to-hell-cause-it-must-be-a-sin-to-look-that-good/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/you-must-be-going-to-hell-cause-it-must-be-a-sin-to-look-that-good/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-must-be-going-to-hell-cause-it-must-be-a-sin-to-look-that-good/
  • Want to play army? Ill lay down, and you can blow the hell out of me!
  • Did you have Campbell’s soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you’re lookin’ mmm… mmm… good!
  • It’s always good for you to see me again.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/you-must-be-going-to-hell-cause-it-must-be-a-sin-to-look-that-good/feed/ 0     You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/you-look-so-good-i-could-put-you-on-a-plate-and-sop-you-up-with-a-biscuit/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/you-look-so-good-i-could-put-you-on-a-plate-and-sop-you-up-with-a-biscuit/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-look-so-good-i-could-put-you-on-a-plate-and-sop-you-up-with-a-biscuit/
  • Did you have Campbell’s soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you’re lookin’ mmm… mmm… good!
  • I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
  • I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/you-look-so-good-i-could-put-you-on-a-plate-and-sop-you-up-with-a-biscuit/feed/ 0     Oooh, you’re lookin’ fine. Not in the good way, in the “you’ll do” way. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/oooh-youre-lookin-fine-not-in-the-good-way-in-the-youll-do-way/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/oooh-youre-lookin-fine-not-in-the-good-way-in-the-youll-do-way/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/oooh-youre-lookin-fine-not-in-the-good-way-in-the-youll-do-way/
  • Did you have Campbell’s soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you’re lookin’ mmm… mmm… good!
  • Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can’t you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
  • Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/oooh-youre-lookin-fine-not-in-the-good-way-in-the-youll-do-way/feed/ 0     It’s always good for you to see me again. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/its-always-good-for-you-to-see-me-again/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/its-always-good-for-you-to-see-me-again/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/its-always-good-for-you-to-see-me-again/
  • Did you have Campbell’s soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you’re lookin’ mmm… mmm… good!
  • Oooh, you’re lookin’ fine. Not in the good way, in the “you’ll do” way.
  • You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/its-always-good-for-you-to-see-me-again/feed/ 0     Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good? http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/hey-how-did-you-do-that-what-look-so-good/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/hey-how-did-you-do-that-what-look-so-good/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/hey-how-did-you-do-that-what-look-so-good/
  • Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?
  • Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
  • Hey, don’t frown – you’ll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/hey-how-did-you-do-that-what-look-so-good/feed/ 0     Got me? I’ll do your body good. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/got-me-ill-do-your-body-good/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/got-me-ill-do-your-body-good/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/got-me-ill-do-your-body-good/
  • Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
  • Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
  • There are 206 bones in the human body… do you want another one?
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