Funny Pick up lines » eyes http://www.funny-pickuplines.com From funny one liners to pick up and seduction routines Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:05:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/your-eyes-are-as-blue-as-my-toilet-water-at-home/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/your-eyes-are-as-blue-as-my-toilet-water-at-home/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/your-eyes-are-as-blue-as-my-toilet-water-at-home/
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
  • What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don’t tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc…
  • Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/your-eyes-are-as-blue-as-my-toilet-water-at-home/feed/ 0     I don’t know if you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/i-dont-know-if-youre-beautiful-or-not-i-havent-gotten-past-your-eyes-yet/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/i-dont-know-if-youre-beautiful-or-not-i-havent-gotten-past-your-eyes-yet/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/i-dont-know-if-youre-beautiful-or-not-i-havent-gotten-past-your-eyes-yet/
  • You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why dont’ you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that….?”
  • You got something on your chest: my eyes
  • I’ve seen till I gazed into your eyes
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/i-dont-know-if-youre-beautiful-or-not-i-havent-gotten-past-your-eyes-yet/feed/ 0     You got something on your chest: my eyes http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-got-something-on-your-chest-my-eyes/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-got-something-on-your-chest-my-eyes/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-got-something-on-your-chest-my-eyes/
  • I’ve seen till I gazed into your eyes
  • I don’t know if you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.
  • When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-got-something-on-your-chest-my-eyes/feed/ 0     Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/do-you-have-a-map-because-i-just-keep-getting-lost-in-your-eyes/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/do-you-have-a-map-because-i-just-keep-getting-lost-in-your-eyes/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/do-you-have-a-map-because-i-just-keep-getting-lost-in-your-eyes/
  • Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!
  • I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
  • You got something on your chest: my eyes
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/do-you-have-a-map-because-i-just-keep-getting-lost-in-your-eyes/feed/ 0     Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/your-eyes-are-bluer-than-the-atlantic-ocean-and-baby-im-lost-at-sea/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/your-eyes-are-bluer-than-the-atlantic-ocean-and-baby-im-lost-at-sea/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/your-eyes-are-bluer-than-the-atlantic-ocean-and-baby-im-lost-at-sea/
  • Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
  • If water were beauty you’d be the ocean.
  • I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/your-eyes-are-bluer-than-the-atlantic-ocean-and-baby-im-lost-at-sea/feed/ 0     Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/your-earrings-are-the-mirrors-which-reflect-the-moonlight-into-your-eyes/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/your-earrings-are-the-mirrors-which-reflect-the-moonlight-into-your-eyes/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/your-earrings-are-the-mirrors-which-reflect-the-moonlight-into-your-eyes/
  • The only thing your eyes haven’t told me about you is your name.
  • You got something on your chest: my eyes
  • I’ve seen till I gazed into your eyes
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/your-earrings-are-the-mirrors-which-reflect-the-moonlight-into-your-eyes/feed/ 0     You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/you-know-what-your-eyes-are-the-same-color-as-my-porsche/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/you-know-what-your-eyes-are-the-same-color-as-my-porsche/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-know-what-your-eyes-are-the-same-color-as-my-porsche/
  • What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
  • The only thing your eyes haven’t told me about you is your name.
  • What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don’t tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc…
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/you-know-what-your-eyes-are-the-same-color-as-my-porsche/feed/ 0     When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/when-i-look-into-your-eyes-it-is-like-a-gateway-into-the-world-of-which-i-want-to-be-a-part/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/when-i-look-into-your-eyes-it-is-like-a-gateway-into-the-world-of-which-i-want-to-be-a-part/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/when-i-look-into-your-eyes-it-is-like-a-gateway-into-the-world-of-which-i-want-to-be-a-part/
  • It must be dark outside. ‘Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.
  • Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
  • Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/when-i-look-into-your-eyes-it-is-like-a-gateway-into-the-world-of-which-i-want-to-be-a-part/feed/ 0     What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don’t tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc… http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/what-sort-of-person-are-you-looking-wait-dont-tell-me-medium-height-blue-eyes-etc/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/what-sort-of-person-are-you-looking-wait-dont-tell-me-medium-height-blue-eyes-etc/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/what-sort-of-person-are-you-looking-wait-dont-tell-me-medium-height-blue-eyes-etc/
  • Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
  • A tall man to a short woman: “You’re perfect height for what you want.”
  • Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CK
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/what-sort-of-person-are-you-looking-wait-dont-tell-me-medium-height-blue-eyes-etc/feed/ 0     The only thing your eyes haven’t told me about you is your name. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/the-only-thing-your-eyes-havent-told-me-about-you-is-your-name/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/the-only-thing-your-eyes-havent-told-me-about-you-is-your-name/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/the-only-thing-your-eyes-havent-told-me-about-you-is-your-name/
  • If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  • Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  • Walk up and say, “Yes?” “What?” “Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I’m the finest thing you have seen all night.”
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