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Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

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Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!

Did you fart? Because you blew me away

Did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!

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Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

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Man:”Girl, you are so rude!” Girl:”How am I being rude?” Man:”Because you’re looking so fine and not telling me you’re name.”

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?

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What’s the name of your perfume? “Catch of the Day?”

I think my medication is wearing off.

Does Levi’s pay you for wearing those and looking that good?

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You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.

Do you have room in your life for another friend?

I’m looking for a friend…do you want to be my friend?

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Excuse me miss… Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don’t want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Excuse me miss, I don’t mean to stare, but um I think you’re really Beautiful”

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I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]

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I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

Excuse me miss… Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don’t want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

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Guy: What’s your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh… I thought it was Aphrodite.

Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams!

Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can’t get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.

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