Funny Pick up lines » baby http://www.funny-pickuplines.com From funny one liners to pick up and seduction routines Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:05:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-can-fall-off-a-building-you-can-fall-out-a-tree-but-baby-the-best-way-to-fall-is-in-love-with-me/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-can-fall-off-a-building-you-can-fall-out-a-tree-but-baby-the-best-way-to-fall-is-in-love-with-me/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-can-fall-off-a-building-you-can-fall-out-a-tree-but-baby-the-best-way-to-fall-is-in-love-with-me/
  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
  • Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
  • Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-can-fall-off-a-building-you-can-fall-out-a-tree-but-baby-the-best-way-to-fall-is-in-love-with-me/feed/ 0     Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/baby-your-like-a-student-and-i-am-like-a-math-book-you-solve-all-my-problems/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/baby-your-like-a-student-and-i-am-like-a-math-book-you-solve-all-my-problems/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/baby-your-like-a-student-and-i-am-like-a-math-book-you-solve-all-my-problems/
  • Do you want to do math? Let’s add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
  • If you were a library book, I would check you out.
  • You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book … So what’s one more??
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/baby-your-like-a-student-and-i-am-like-a-math-book-you-solve-all-my-problems/feed/ 0     I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/im-going-to-need-a-tall-glass-of-cold-water-cuz-baby-your-making-me-hot/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/im-going-to-need-a-tall-glass-of-cold-water-cuz-baby-your-making-me-hot/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/im-going-to-need-a-tall-glass-of-cold-water-cuz-baby-your-making-me-hot/
  • You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!
  • Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!
  • Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/im-going-to-need-a-tall-glass-of-cold-water-cuz-baby-your-making-me-hot/feed/ 0     Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/your-eyes-are-bluer-than-the-atlantic-ocean-and-baby-im-lost-at-sea/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/your-eyes-are-bluer-than-the-atlantic-ocean-and-baby-im-lost-at-sea/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/your-eyes-are-bluer-than-the-atlantic-ocean-and-baby-im-lost-at-sea/
  • Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
  • If water were beauty you’d be the ocean.
  • I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/your-eyes-are-bluer-than-the-atlantic-ocean-and-baby-im-lost-at-sea/feed/ 0     Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/your-daddy-must-be-a-terrorist-because-baby-you-da-bomb/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/your-daddy-must-be-a-terrorist-because-baby-you-da-bomb/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/your-daddy-must-be-a-terrorist-because-baby-you-da-bomb/
  • Who’s your daddy?
  • Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/your-daddy-must-be-a-terrorist-because-baby-you-da-bomb/feed/ 0     (While looking at stars) Baby, I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/while-looking-at-stars-baby-i-didnt-see-any-stars-in-the-sky-tonight-the-most-heavenly-body-was-sitting-right-next-to-me/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/while-looking-at-stars-baby-i-didnt-see-any-stars-in-the-sky-tonight-the-most-heavenly-body-was-sitting-right-next-to-me/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/while-looking-at-stars-baby-i-didnt-see-any-stars-in-the-sky-tonight-the-most-heavenly-body-was-sitting-right-next-to-me/
  • Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
  • Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
  • If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/while-looking-at-stars-baby-i-didnt-see-any-stars-in-the-sky-tonight-the-most-heavenly-body-was-sitting-right-next-to-me/feed/ 0     I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/ive-gotta-thirst-baby-and-you-smell-like-my-gatorade/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/ive-gotta-thirst-baby-and-you-smell-like-my-gatorade/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/ive-gotta-thirst-baby-and-you-smell-like-my-gatorade/
  • Does my breath smell okay?
  • Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/ive-gotta-thirst-baby-and-you-smell-like-my-gatorade/feed/ 0     Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/is-that-baby-oil-on-your-forehead-cause-you-shine-like-an-angel/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/is-that-baby-oil-on-your-forehead-cause-you-shine-like-an-angel/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/is-that-baby-oil-on-your-forehead-cause-you-shine-like-an-angel/
  • Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!
  • If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
  • You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/is-that-baby-oil-on-your-forehead-cause-you-shine-like-an-angel/feed/ 0     Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/baby-youre-the-next-contestant-in-the-game-of-love/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/baby-youre-the-next-contestant-in-the-game-of-love/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/baby-youre-the-next-contestant-in-the-game-of-love/
  • You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
  • Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/baby-youre-the-next-contestant-in-the-game-of-love/feed/ 0     Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/baby-youre-so-sweet-you-put-hersheys-outta-business/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/baby-youre-so-sweet-you-put-hersheys-outta-business/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/baby-youre-so-sweet-you-put-hersheys-outta-business/
  • You are so sweet…I’m getting a toothache just looking at you…
  • You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
  • I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
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