http://www.funny-pickuplines.com From funny one liners to pick up and seduction routines Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:05:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/i-know-i-dont-have-a-chance-but-i-just-wanted-to-hear-an-angel-talk/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/i-know-i-dont-have-a-chance-but-i-just-wanted-to-hear-an-angel-talk/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/i-know-i-dont-have-a-chance-but-i-just-wanted-to-hear-an-angel-talk/

I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

You’re like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

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Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

I must be in heaven because I’m standing next to you!

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

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It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

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You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

Please don’t go or else I will have to make a report to the cops….u stole my heart

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

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I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

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Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

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There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

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Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print

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