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You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”

Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.

What would you do if I kissed you right now?

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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

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Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.

You – “Did it hurt”. The other person will naturally say “Did what hurt?”, You – “When you fell from heaven.”

Hey, haven’t I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!

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I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!

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Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”

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If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I’d pour all my love onto you.

Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

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A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway’s makes a happy c*ck.

What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don’t tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc…

You – “Did it hurt”. The other person will naturally say “Did what hurt?”, You – “When you fell from heaven.”

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I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

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