Funny Pick up lines » Girls pick up lines http://www.funny-pickuplines.com From funny one liners to pick up and seduction routines Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:05:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/really-like-your-peaches-and-i-wanna-shake-your-tree/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/really-like-your-peaches-and-i-wanna-shake-your-tree/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/really-like-your-peaches-and-i-wanna-shake-your-tree/
  • I wanna bag you like some groceries.
  • Hi, I’m Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
  • Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread…I wanna rise up in your oven!
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/really-like-your-peaches-and-i-wanna-shake-your-tree/feed/ 0     If I followed you home, would you keep me? http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/if-i-followed-you-home-would-you-keep-me/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/if-i-followed-you-home-would-you-keep-me/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/if-i-followed-you-home-would-you-keep-me/
  • I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
  • Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/if-i-followed-you-home-would-you-keep-me/feed/ 0     Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/could-you-please-step-away-from-the-bar-youre-melting-all-the-ice/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/could-you-please-step-away-from-the-bar-youre-melting-all-the-ice/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/could-you-please-step-away-from-the-bar-youre-melting-all-the-ice/
  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  • If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I’d pour all my love onto you.
  • Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/could-you-please-step-away-from-the-bar-youre-melting-all-the-ice/feed/ 0     If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/if-this-bar-is-a-meat-market-you-must-be-the-prime-rib/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/if-this-bar-is-a-meat-market-you-must-be-the-prime-rib/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/if-this-bar-is-a-meat-market-you-must-be-the-prime-rib/
  • Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
  • Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
  • Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/if-this-bar-is-a-meat-market-you-must-be-the-prime-rib/feed/ 0     Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/your-so-hot-when-i-look-at-you-i-get-a-tan/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/your-so-hot-when-i-look-at-you-i-get-a-tan/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/your-so-hot-when-i-look-at-you-i-get-a-tan/
  • If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I’d pour all my love onto you.
  • Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
  • Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/your-so-hot-when-i-look-at-you-i-get-a-tan/feed/ 0     If you were a pair of pants I would wear you out. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/if-you-were-a-pair-of-pants-i-would-wear-you-out/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/if-you-were-a-pair-of-pants-i-would-wear-you-out/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/if-you-were-a-pair-of-pants-i-would-wear-you-out/
  • My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?
  • Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.
  • Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I’d like to tap that!
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/if-you-were-a-pair-of-pants-i-would-wear-you-out/feed/ 0     Is your name mickey? because your so FINE! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/is-your-name-mickey-because-your-so-fine/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/is-your-name-mickey-because-your-so-fine/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/is-your-name-mickey-because-your-so-fine/
  • Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
  • Oooh, you’re lookin’ fine. Not in the good way, in the “you’ll do” way.
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/is-your-name-mickey-because-your-so-fine/feed/ 0     Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/are-you-a-magnet-cuz-im-attracted-to-you/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/are-you-a-magnet-cuz-im-attracted-to-you/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/are-you-a-magnet-cuz-im-attracted-to-you/
  • You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
  • I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
  • Your dad must have been retarded, ‘cuz you are special.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/are-you-a-magnet-cuz-im-attracted-to-you/feed/ 0     Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/do-your-legs-hurt-from-running-through-my-dreams-all-night/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/do-your-legs-hurt-from-running-through-my-dreams-all-night/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/do-your-legs-hurt-from-running-through-my-dreams-all-night/
  • Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
  • You – “Did it hurt”. The other person will naturally say “Did what hurt?”, You – “When you fell from heaven.”
  • Hey, haven’t I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/good/do-your-legs-hurt-from-running-through-my-dreams-all-night/feed/ 0     Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/heres-10-drink-until-i-am-really-good-looking-then-come-and-talk-to-me/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/heres-10-drink-until-i-am-really-good-looking-then-come-and-talk-to-me/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/heres-10-drink-until-i-am-really-good-looking-then-come-and-talk-to-me/
  • Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  • Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  • Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
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