Funny Pick up lines » Funny pick up lines http://www.funny-pickuplines.com From funny one liners to pick up and seduction routines Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:05:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 If you were a pair of pants I would wear you out. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/if-you-were-a-pair-of-pants-i-would-wear-you-out/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/if-you-were-a-pair-of-pants-i-would-wear-you-out/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/if-you-were-a-pair-of-pants-i-would-wear-you-out/
  • My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?
  • Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.
  • Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I’d like to tap that!
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/if-you-were-a-pair-of-pants-i-would-wear-you-out/feed/ 0     Do you want to make millions? millions of babies! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/do-you-want-to-make-millions-millions-of-babies/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/do-you-want-to-make-millions-millions-of-babies/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/do-you-want-to-make-millions-millions-of-babies/
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
  • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/do-you-want-to-make-millions-millions-of-babies/feed/ 0     Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/do-you-have-a-map-because-i-just-keep-getting-lost-in-your-eyes/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/do-you-have-a-map-because-i-just-keep-getting-lost-in-your-eyes/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/do-you-have-a-map-because-i-just-keep-getting-lost-in-your-eyes/
  • Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!
  • I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
  • You got something on your chest: my eyes
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/do-you-have-a-map-because-i-just-keep-getting-lost-in-your-eyes/feed/ 0     Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/do-you-mind-if-i-hang-out-here-until-its-safe-back-where-i-farted/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/do-you-mind-if-i-hang-out-here-until-its-safe-back-where-i-farted/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/do-you-mind-if-i-hang-out-here-until-its-safe-back-where-i-farted/
  • Hey, somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
  • I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
  • Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/do-you-mind-if-i-hang-out-here-until-its-safe-back-where-i-farted/feed/ 0     You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/you-look-life-my-first-wife-how-many-have-you-had-none/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/you-look-life-my-first-wife-how-many-have-you-had-none/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-look-life-my-first-wife-how-many-have-you-had-none/
  • He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.
  • Do you have room in your life for another friend?
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/you-look-life-my-first-wife-how-many-have-you-had-none/feed/ 0     Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/lets-make-like-a-fabric-softener-and-snuggle/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/lets-make-like-a-fabric-softener-and-snuggle/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/lets-make-like-a-fabric-softener-and-snuggle/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/lets-make-like-a-fabric-softener-and-snuggle/feed/ 0 (She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date’s with you and me. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/she-asks-you-the-time-its-two-flirty-and-the-dates-with-you-and-me/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/she-asks-you-the-time-its-two-flirty-and-the-dates-with-you-and-me/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/she-asks-you-the-time-its-two-flirty-and-the-dates-with-you-and-me/
  • Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
  • When’s our wedding date?
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/she-asks-you-the-time-its-two-flirty-and-the-dates-with-you-and-me/feed/ 0     Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y’all! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/girl-you-so-fine-i-wish-i-could-plant-you-and-grow-a-whole-feild-of-yall/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/girl-you-so-fine-i-wish-i-could-plant-you-and-grow-a-whole-feild-of-yall/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/girl-you-so-fine-i-wish-i-could-plant-you-and-grow-a-whole-feild-of-yall/
  • Man:”Girl, you are so rude!” Girl:”How am I being rude?” Man:”Because you’re looking so fine and not telling me you’re name.”
  • Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
  • Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/girl-you-so-fine-i-wish-i-could-plant-you-and-grow-a-whole-feild-of-yall/feed/ 0     You know, if I were you, I would have sex with me. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/you-know-if-i-were-you-i-would-have-sex-with-me/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/you-know-if-i-were-you-i-would-have-sex-with-me/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-know-if-i-were-you-i-would-have-sex-with-me/
  • Hey there, want to come over for some pizza and some sex? No? Why, you dont you like pizza?
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/you-know-if-i-were-you-i-would-have-sex-with-me/feed/ 0     I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/i-wish-you-were-dsl-so-i-could-get-high-speed-access/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/i-wish-you-were-dsl-so-i-could-get-high-speed-access/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/i-wish-you-were-dsl-so-i-could-get-high-speed-access/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/funny/i-wish-you-were-dsl-so-i-could-get-high-speed-access/feed/ 0