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If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.

I must be in heaven because I’m standing next to you!

I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!

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Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

We’re like Little Ceasar’s, we’re Hot and Ready.

You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You’re cool cause you’re hot!

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Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print

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You are so sweet…I’m getting a toothache just looking at you…

You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.

I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.

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There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

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Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.

Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.

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Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

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I think my medication is wearing off.

Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

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You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can’t get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.

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You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

(Walk over to her)”Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don’t talk about it.”

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