Funny Pick up lines » Best pick up lines http://www.funny-pickuplines.com From funny one liners to pick up and seduction routines Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:05:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/can-i-take-a-picture-of-you-so-i-can-show-santa-just-what-i-want-for-christmas/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/can-i-take-a-picture-of-you-so-i-can-show-santa-just-what-i-want-for-christmas/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/can-i-take-a-picture-of-you-so-i-can-show-santa-just-what-i-want-for-christmas/
  • If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  • Can you lick your nipples? [No] Can I? [Yes] Can you show me?
  • Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/can-i-take-a-picture-of-you-so-i-can-show-santa-just-what-i-want-for-christmas/feed/ 0     Want to play army? Ill lay down, and you can blow the hell out of me! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/want-to-play-army-ill-lay-down-and-you-can-blow-the-hell-out-of-me/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/want-to-play-army-ill-lay-down-and-you-can-blow-the-hell-out-of-me/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/want-to-play-army-ill-lay-down-and-you-can-blow-the-hell-out-of-me/
  • You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
  • Did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
  • Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/want-to-play-army-ill-lay-down-and-you-can-blow-the-hell-out-of-me/feed/ 0     Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/your-body-is-a-wonderland-and-i-want-to-be-alice/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/your-body-is-a-wonderland-and-i-want-to-be-alice/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/your-body-is-a-wonderland-and-i-want-to-be-alice/
  • If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  • Got me? I’ll do your body good.
  • Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/your-body-is-a-wonderland-and-i-want-to-be-alice/feed/ 0     If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/if-looks-could-kill-you-would-be-a-weapon-of-mass-destruction/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/if-looks-could-kill-you-would-be-a-weapon-of-mass-destruction/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/if-looks-could-kill-you-would-be-a-weapon-of-mass-destruction/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/if-looks-could-kill-you-would-be-a-weapon-of-mass-destruction/feed/ 0 Hey there, want to come over for some pizza and some sex? No? Why, you dont you like pizza? http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/hey-there-want-to-come-over-for-some-pizza-and-some-sex-no-why-you-dont-like-pizza/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/hey-there-want-to-come-over-for-some-pizza-and-some-sex-no-why-you-dont-like-pizza/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/hey-there-want-to-come-over-for-some-pizza-and-some-sex-no-why-you-dont-like-pizza/
  • You know, if I were you, I would have sex with me.
  • You’re like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
  • I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/hey-there-want-to-come-over-for-some-pizza-and-some-sex-no-why-you-dont-like-pizza/feed/ 0     Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/are-you-a-magnet-cuz-im-attracted-to-you/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/are-you-a-magnet-cuz-im-attracted-to-you/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/are-you-a-magnet-cuz-im-attracted-to-you/
  • You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
  • I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
  • Your dad must have been retarded, ‘cuz you are special.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/are-you-a-magnet-cuz-im-attracted-to-you/feed/ 0     Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/baby-your-like-a-student-and-i-am-like-a-math-book-you-solve-all-my-problems/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/baby-your-like-a-student-and-i-am-like-a-math-book-you-solve-all-my-problems/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/baby-your-like-a-student-and-i-am-like-a-math-book-you-solve-all-my-problems/
  • Do you want to do math? Let’s add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
  • If you were a library book, I would check you out.
  • You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book … So what’s one more??
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/baby-your-like-a-student-and-i-am-like-a-math-book-you-solve-all-my-problems/feed/ 0     What do you and the weather have in common? You’re both Hot! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/what-do-you-and-the-weather-have-in-common-youre-both-hot/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/what-do-you-and-the-weather-have-in-common-youre-both-hot/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/what-do-you-and-the-weather-have-in-common-youre-both-hot/
  • Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
  • Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  • Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/what-do-you-and-the-weather-have-in-common-youre-both-hot/feed/ 0     Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend? http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/hello-are-you-taking-any-applications-for-a-boygirlfriend/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/hello-are-you-taking-any-applications-for-a-boygirlfriend/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/hello-are-you-taking-any-applications-for-a-boygirlfriend/
  • Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  • Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
  • Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/hello-are-you-taking-any-applications-for-a-boygirlfriend/feed/ 0     Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot? http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/hi-im-a-fashion-photographer-would-you-like-to-be-in-my-next-photo-shoot/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/best/hi-im-a-fashion-photographer-would-you-like-to-be-in-my-next-photo-shoot/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/hi-im-a-fashion-photographer-would-you-like-to-be-in-my-next-photo-shoot/
  • Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
  • Smile if you want me!.
  • See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
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