Funny Pick up lines » Bad pick up lines http://www.funny-pickuplines.com From funny one liners to pick up and seduction routines Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:05:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Hi, my name’s Fred, would you like to test my bed? http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/hi-my-names-fred-would-you-like-to-test-my-bed/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/hi-my-names-fred-would-you-like-to-test-my-bed/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/hi-my-names-fred-would-you-like-to-test-my-bed/
  • I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
  • Good news, the test results are negative!
  • My name’s [your name]. That’s so you know what to scream in bed.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/hi-my-names-fred-would-you-like-to-test-my-bed/feed/ 0     Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/does-this-rag-smell-like-chloroform-to-you/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/does-this-rag-smell-like-chloroform-to-you/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/does-this-rag-smell-like-chloroform-to-you/
  • Does my breath smell okay?
  • I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/does-this-rag-smell-like-chloroform-to-you/feed/ 0     If I were a fly, I would be all over you, because you are the shit! http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/if-i-were-a-fly-i-would-be-all-over-you-because-you-are-the-shit/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/if-i-were-a-fly-i-would-be-all-over-you-because-you-are-the-shit/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/if-i-were-a-fly-i-would-be-all-over-you-because-you-are-the-shit/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/if-i-were-a-fly-i-would-be-all-over-you-because-you-are-the-shit/feed/ 0 A tall man to a short woman: “You’re perfect height for what you want.” http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/a-tall-man-to-a-short-woman-youre-perfect-height-for-what-you-want/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/a-tall-man-to-a-short-woman-youre-perfect-height-for-what-you-want/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/a-tall-man-to-a-short-woman-youre-perfect-height-for-what-you-want/
  • Man: “Would you like to dance?” Woman:(looks at you up and down) “No thank you.” Man: “Sorry, you must’ve misunderstood me. I said: “you look fat in those pants!”
  • What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don’t tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc…
  • You are a 9.9999. You’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/a-tall-man-to-a-short-woman-youre-perfect-height-for-what-you-want/feed/ 0     Excuse me, did you just fart? http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/excuse-me-did-you-just-fart/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/excuse-me-did-you-just-fart/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/excuse-me-did-you-just-fart/
  • Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
  • Did you fart? Because you blew me away
  • Did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/excuse-me-did-you-just-fart/feed/ 0     Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/heres-10-drink-until-i-am-really-good-looking-then-come-and-talk-to-me/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/heres-10-drink-until-i-am-really-good-looking-then-come-and-talk-to-me/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/heres-10-drink-until-i-am-really-good-looking-then-come-and-talk-to-me/
  • Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  • Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  • Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/heres-10-drink-until-i-am-really-good-looking-then-come-and-talk-to-me/feed/ 0     My name’s [your name]. That’s so you know what to scream in bed. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/my-names-your-name-thats-so-you-know-what-to-scream-in-bed/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/my-names-your-name-thats-so-you-know-what-to-scream-in-bed/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/my-names-your-name-thats-so-you-know-what-to-scream-in-bed/
  • Hi, my name’s Fred, would you like to test my bed?
  • Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
  • Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/my-names-your-name-thats-so-you-know-what-to-scream-in-bed/feed/ 0     I’m gay, think you can convert me? http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/im-gay-think-you-can-convert-me/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/im-gay-think-you-can-convert-me/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/im-gay-think-you-can-convert-me/
  • Oh my god, I thought I was gay… then I met you.
  • Bond….James Bond
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/im-gay-think-you-can-convert-me/feed/ 0     You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/you-must-be-jamaican-because-jamaican-me-crazy/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/you-must-be-jamaican-because-jamaican-me-crazy/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/you-must-be-jamaican-because-jamaican-me-crazy/
  • Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
    • ]]>     http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/you-must-be-jamaican-because-jamaican-me-crazy/feed/ 0     I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden. http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/i-have-a-snake-and-he-wants-to-enter-your-garden/ http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/bad/i-have-a-snake-and-he-wants-to-enter-your-garden/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.funny-pickuplines.com/cheesy/i-have-a-snake-and-he-wants-to-enter-your-garden/
  • If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
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