The only thing your eyes haven’t told me about you is your name.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  2. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  3. Walk up and say, “Yes?” “What?” “Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I’m the finest thing you have seen all night.”
  4. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
  5. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!