It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

Other Pick up lines:

  1. If you were a library book, I would check you out.
  2. [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", say "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
  3. I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.
  4. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
  5. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!