If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
  2. Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
  3. Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
  4. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  5. I’ve been noticing you not noticing me.

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!