If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Other Pick up lines:

  1. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
  2. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
  3. Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
  4. I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.
  5. I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!