If I could be anything I’d be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
  2. If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
  3. I have only three months to live.
  4. Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
  5. I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!