Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can’t get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.
Other Pick up lines:
- Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you’re desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, “how about you call me tomorrow and we’ll figure out a way to spend this money?”
- Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
- Excuse me miss… Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don’t want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
- Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
- Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.