Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Guy: What’s your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh… I thought it was Aphrodite.
  2. Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams!
  3. Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can’t get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.
  4. Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.
  5. Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!