Do you want to do math? Let’s add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  2. Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag
  3. Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
  4. Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
  5. My name’s [your name]. That’s so you know what to scream in bed.

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!