Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  2. Damn boy there’s only 2 things I like riding up my ass, my G-String and you!
  3. I don’t know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
  4. Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can’t you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
  5. My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!