You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Did you have Campbell’s soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you’re lookin’ mmm… mmm… good!
  2. I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
  3. I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
  4. People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
  5. Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!