You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.
  2. Do you have room in your life for another friend?
  3. Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
  4. Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!

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Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!

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