I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
  2. What’s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
  3. Excuse me miss… Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don’t want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
  4. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  5. You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!