If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I’d pour all my love onto you.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. I don’t know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
  2. I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
  3. Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
  4. Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
  5. Do you know how much a polar bear weighs, NO? Enough to break the ice, hi my name is XXX

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!