If you were a pair of pants I would wear you out.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?
  2. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.
  3. Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I’d like to tap that!
  4. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
  5. Is that a ladder in your pants… or the stairway to heaven?

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!