If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why dont’ you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that….?”
  2. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  3. I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
  4. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
  5. Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?

Categories : Funny pick up lines, Girls pick up lines

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!

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