If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Other Pick up lines:
- Walk up and say, “Yes?” “What?” “Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I’m the finest thing you have seen all night.”
- Man: “Would you like to dance?” Woman:(looks at you up and down) “No thank you.” Man: “Sorry, you must’ve misunderstood me. I said: “you look fat in those pants!”
- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
- I wanna bag you like some groceries.
- I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.