I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you’re desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, “how about you call me tomorrow and we’ll figure out a way to spend this money?”
  2. Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can’t get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.
  3. I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
  4. Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?
  5. So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

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Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!

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