I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. I must be in heaven because I’m standing next to you!
  2. There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
  3. Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave….
  4. You are not a woman, you are an essence
  5. Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread…I wanna rise up in your oven!

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!