I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
  2. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  3. We’re like Little Ceasar’s, we’re Hot and Ready.
  4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
  5. If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

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Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!

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