I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
  2. A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway’s makes a happy c*ck.

Categories : Funny pick up lines

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!

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