Hey Girl let’s play lion tamer…you get down on all fours and I’ll stick my head in your mouth!

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
  2. Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.
  3. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
  4. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  5. Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I’ll nail you!

Categories : Funny pick up lines

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!

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