Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Excuse me miss… Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don’t want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
  2. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  3. Excuse me miss, I don’t mean to stare, but um I think you’re really Beautiful”
  4. Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can’t get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.
  5. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Categories : Funny pick up lines, Girls pick up lines

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!

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