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You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”

Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.

Hi, I’m Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?

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Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?

Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

(While looking at stars) Baby, I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.

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Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I’d pour all my love onto you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don’t tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc…

Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?

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You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why dont’ you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that….?”

You got something on your chest: my eyes

I’ve seen till I gazed into your eyes

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kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess)…Janice????

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I’ve seen till I gazed into your eyes

I don’t know if you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

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