Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
  2. What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don’t tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc…
  3. Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
  4. If water were beauty you’d be the ocean.
  5. If I followed you home, would you keep me?

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Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!

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