You are not a woman, you are an essence

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave….
  2. I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
  3. A tall man to a short woman: “You’re perfect height for what you want.”
  4. Man: “Would you like to dance?” Woman:(looks at you up and down) “No thank you.” Man: “Sorry, you must’ve misunderstood me. I said: “you look fat in those pants!”

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!