This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book … So what’s one more??
  2. You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why dont’ you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that….?”
  3. You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
  4. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
  5. Hi, my name’s Fred, would you like to test my bed?

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!