There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
  2. I must be in heaven because I’m standing next to you!
  3. When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
  4. A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
  5. You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!