Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

Other Pick up lines:

  1. People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
  2. Please don’t go or else I will have to make a report to the cops….u stole my heart
  3. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!
  4. Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
  5. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!