[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", say "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

Other Pick up lines:

  1. That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I’d be coming too!
  2. Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?
  3. I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.
  4. It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
  5. I never thought that heaven would be so close to me”

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!