Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
  2. My name’s [your name]. That’s so you know what to scream in bed.
  3. Hi, my name’s Fred, would you like to test my bed?
  4. Do you want to do math? Let’s add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
  5. I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!