Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  2. (While looking at stars) Baby, I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.
  3. What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
  4. Who’s your daddy?
  5. We’re like Little Ceasar’s, we’re Hot and Ready.

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!